Oh, really? A great room the size of a small house isn't a big enough living room for you? Poor you.
Nothing like a young couple with a minimal budget and completely ridiculous expectations, eh?
What is this? Why does everyone hate carpet all of the sudden? It's soft and warm and very comfortable to walk on! Okay, so it's not for every room or even every house, but come on. Stop the carpet-hate, people.
And that's why you're moving into a giant-ultra modern house that also happens to be in the woods? Sure.
Oh, but... that's laminate. This is awkward.
It's paint! One of the best things about paint is that it can cover up other paint!
Ugh, please stop. We understand that nobody really wants to grow up all the way, and everybody needs their space, but please don't call it a "man cave."
Do you? Do you host dinner parties regularly? Has your dining set been used more than twice this year? Liars.
Sure, but you can only afford one or the other of those things on your budget. Let's be realistic here.
Yeah, because you asked for an older home! What were you expecting?
"And we know that we want granite countertops because of our extensive study of other countertop materials, such as... marble, and uh, wood. Plastic? Are there plastic countertops? Look, we just know, okay?"
Yeah, and you'll use them all the time, right?
Honestly, what is the point in this exercise? Stop making us hate this show.
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