18 Parents Reveal The One Secret About Their Child That Could Ruin Their Lives 18 Parents Reveal The One Secret About Their Child That Could Ruin Their Lives 15 People Share The Most Ridiculous Thing They've Done To Avoid Facing Their Fears 15 People Share The Most Ridiculous Thing They've Done To Avoid Facing Their Fears

Doctors see some pretty crazy things day in and day out. But these doctors weren't prepared for the amount of stupidity they saw in these patients.

S--- Just Got Real
1. S--- Just Got Real

EMT here, I had a grown adult try to explain to ME that someone else shit his pants. Got toned out for finger pain at a homeless shelter at 0200, we get there and the guy jumps in the truck with very mild swelling to the tip of his right index finger. Here's how the conversation went:

Me: so what happened?

Patient: I smoked some meth and then I fell asleep in my bunk and I woke up next to my bunk and my finger hurt and there was poop!

Me: there was poop..? Did you fall in poop..?

Patient: no no, like in my pants!

Me: so... you pooped your pants?

Patient: no! It wasn't me!

Me: so let me get this straight... you smoked meth, took a nap, rolled out of bed in your sleep, hurt your finger, and someone ELSE came along and shit in your pants before you woke up...?

Patient: yeah! It wasn't me! Source

More From BrainJet

20 People Give Shady Explanations Of Their Job — And The Results Are Hilarious! 20 People Give Shady Explanations Of Their Job — And The Results Are Hilarious! 15 People Who Have Been in Natural Disasters Share Their 15 People Who Have Been in Natural Disasters Share Their "Oh Crap, This Is Real" Moment 17 People Share The Most Ridiculous Things 17 People Share The Most Ridiculous Things "The Weird Kid" At School Ever Did 15 Casino Dealers Share The Craziest Stories Of Winnings And A Whole Lot Of Losings 15 Casino Dealers Share The Craziest Stories Of Winnings And A Whole Lot Of Losings What Animals Are The Biggest Jerks? 18 Zookeepers Have Their Opinions! What Animals Are The Biggest Jerks? 18 Zookeepers Have Their Opinions! Awkward! 15 Times First Responders Laughed At Someone When They Shouldn't Have Awkward! 15 Times First Responders Laughed At Someone When They Shouldn't Have 15 Police Officers Share Stories About The Unluckiest Criminals They've Ever Faced 15 Police Officers Share Stories About The Unluckiest Criminals They've Ever Faced When Doctor's Facepalm. 17 Conversations That Left Doctors Speechless When Doctor's Facepalm. 17 Conversations That Left Doctors Speechless 15 Unlucky Teachers Share The Biggest Student Meltdown They've Ever Had To Deal With 15 Unlucky Teachers Share The Biggest Student Meltdown They've Ever Had To Deal With

Comments