My wife was giving our 5 yr old son a bath and he was playing with his junk the entire time. Finally she tells him its not nice to do that and he responds with, "Well, nobodies doing it for me" Source
A few months back my wife showed a picture of herself to our 3-year-old daughter. In the picture my wife is about 7 years old. "Do you know who this is?"
Daughter: (gasps) "That's me when I'm bigger!"
I love that she thought this was actually possible Source
My son when he was 6: "Dad, can we get a cat?" Me: "Your Mom is allergic to cats, so no". My Son: "When Mom dies can we get a cat?" Me:" Sure Source
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