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Gotta Get Home
Gotta Get Home

"Fresh out of prison, released early on parole which meant I had a curfew of 10:00pm every single night and unless I was at work I couldn't be out that late. The PO would come to my house and was allowed to show up whenever and had the ability to search my house or anyone I was with at any time. I also got drug tested and alcohol tested randomly, and the DMV had suspended my license for 5 years so I had no ability to drive either.

Then about seven months after I got out I went to the local St. Patricks Day Parade in my city which is a huge event and met some friends I haven't seen in years and afterwards everyone goes barhopping. I tagged along and I ordered Red Bull and a glass of ice at the bar and fit right in. Hit it off with this girl and we were dancing on the dance floor. Her friend finally wanted to leave around 7:00pm from the bar and go back to their place about 40min north of the city and said I was welcome. When I told her no she lost it, and started begging me to have sex with her. I explained my situation and explained how far I was from home (subway 35-45minutes --> bus ride 30-40min --> walk home 30-40min) ..... Passed up chance to have sex when it had been a while since I had it but didn't want to risk going back to jail for not being home if my PO happened to show up at 10:04pm to see if I was home."

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A Lot Of Lettuce With That Taco
A Lot Of Lettuce With That Taco

"Some guy dropped a wad of 100's at a taco stand while paying. I pointed it out to him he picked it up didn't even say thanks. Guy behind me paid for my tacos and said should have taken it. Still feel good I did the right thing."

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Doing The Right Thing
Doing The Right Thing

"Super hot girl came to my birthday party. We were making out most of the night. She tries to lead me to the bedroom for sexy time. She was so blasted she could barely walk. I decided I wasn't doing anything with a girl this drunk no matter how smoking hot she was. I picked her up, took her to the bedroom and put her in the bed, told her I would be back in a minute I needed to do something. Came back 5 minutes later to check on her and she was out cold. She thanked me in the morning for not taking advantage of her."

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