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Baby I Loooove You
Baby I Loooove You

"I was about 10 or 11 and had just gotten my first phone. I was screwing around on it when an unknown number popped up on the screen, not knowing any better I answered. Me: Hello? Them: Hiii babyy iii looooove youuuu Me: I beg your pardon? Them: I loooooove youuuuu Me: Sir, you've just called a member of the United States Marine Core on a military base phone, this could be a federal off. They hung up the phone real quick. I feel it only fair to mention I think they were drunk, and I'm pretty sure that prank calling a military base is not a federal offense. But I was young and annoyed and did what would spook anyone. Pretended I was authority and that they might get arrested. They never called back though, so that's good"

I Know Where You Live
I Know Where You Live

"Yes, and I got a date out of it. It happened during college when I was living in the on campus dorms. It was around midnight on a holiday weekend. I couldn't afford to fly home, so I was one of the few that stayed in the dorms. After having worked that day, instead of going out, decided to stay in, and get some sleep. Now this was back when we had physical land lines, and my roommate had chosen to use an old fashion phone whose ringer used real metal bells. It only had 2 settings, loud and louder. Because it was an old building made of concrete brick walls, with the door open, sounds travelled well. Never missed a call, as you could hear this thing down the entire wing of the building. So when a call came in, it could wake the dead. I really hated that phone. So on this night just as I was on that edge of blissfully knocking out, my phone rang. RIIIIINNNNG. Me: What?!! (As my heart was trying to escape my chest) Her: Don't yell cutie, I know where you live. Why aren't you out tonight? (She, and some girl in the back ground are giggling) Me: Because I've been waiting all night for my angel of music to call me so I can ask you out. Obviously some girls having fun, so I went along with it. Turned out they lived in one of the other dorm buildings, they had also stayed during the holiday. With nothing to do, had been prank calling the student directory. Because of my response they were curious, so we all met up a few minutes later. We ended up playing board games the rest of the night. By the end I told her she hadn't answered my question about going out. She said yes"

Who Ordered The Pizza
Who Ordered The Pizza

"This brief exchange took place in our school's library. 'Hello?' 'Yes, this is pizza delivery, ma'am.' 'I didn't order a pizza, sir.' 'Oh, yeah you did. You called this morning for a XL cheese pizza. And, correct me if I'm mistaken, ma'am, but you also ordered 200 milkshakes with it. That'd be $500 please.' 'Oh, really now?' 'Yes, really.' 'Marcus, you dumba--, I can see you behind the table.' My story was brief and monotonous because the prank went horribly awry. If you wish to prank --- prank well, I advise"

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