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Finally, a solution to an age-old problem: constricting pants at Thanksgiving. Leave it to the fine people at Stove Top Stuffing to come up with the winning idea of stretchy pants to be worn on America's most gluttonous holiday.

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Remember that episode of Friends where Monica tells everyone that she's not going to make a turkey for Thanksgiving and Joey freaks out and promises to eat an entire turkey in one sitting? Halfway through, Joey leaves to change out of his jeans with "no give" and into Phoebe's (oh so stylish) maternity pants. Have you ever dreamed of eating an entire turkey on Turkey Day but didn't have a pair of maternity pants handy to make a go of it? Or maybe you come from an uptight family that thinks to loosen your belt while you digest your meal is considered crass? (This writer can relate.)

Stove Top's elastic pants solve these problems and more! Plus, you will stay comfortable and stylish at the same time. Maybe not as stylish as Joey on Friends, but more stylish than your Great Aunt Margret's dress straight out of the 1950s Sears catalog that looks like she is hoping to kiss a frog later and find her prince when we all know that no prince is ever going to be interested in Great Aunt Margret or her 9 cats.

Stylish and functional! They look great, but they feel even better. No amount of belly bloat can't be contained by these stretchy slacks.

Actually, looking more closely, your Aunt's dress is probably more stylish. Sure, the pants were designed for function over fashion but come on, give us a little something fashionable! Stove Top lining on the inside of the pockets? Not exactly the latest in fall fashion.

No matter! Forget fashion! There is food to be eaten and these are the pants for the job. So belly up to the buffet, slice off half that turkey, build that mound of mashed potatoes, pour yourself a big glass of gravy, throw that feedbag full of Stove Top stuffing over your shoulders and get to work. Thanks, Stove Top!

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