Autumn is a beautiful time of year; the weather is cooler, colorful leaves are falling from the trees, and Starbucks brings back their much-anticipated pumpkin spice lattes. Along with the latte, pumpkin spice has become a favorite seasonal flavor for a wide array of foods. While a lot pumpkin spice products are delicious, there are a few trend-hopping foods that just do not work with the pumpkin spice flavor at all!

Pumpkin Spice Margarine
Pumpkin Spice Margarine
Country Crock decided to try throw their name in the pumpkin spice ring with a flavored artificial butter. It's pretty hard to imagine butter tasting like anything other than butter, so we aren't really too sure how good or bad this product tastes. I guess you're supposed to put it on toast?
Pumpkin Spice Pasta
Pumpkin Spice Pasta
Pumpkin spice is great in pastries and coffees, but probably not in pasta. Clearly, these spaghetti makers were hoping people would just buy anything with the words "pumpkin spice" and not think about how it would taste.
Pumpkin Spice Burger
Pumpkin Spice Burger
Yup, of course somebody took the pumpkin spice trend to the extreme of turning it into a burger. The Pumpkin Spice Fatte Burger, a creation by the food blog PornBurger, features pumpkin aoli and pumpkin spiced duck bacon.
Pumpkin Spice Pringles
Pumpkin Spice Pringles
At this point, we shouldn't be surprised when every major food brand tries their hand at a pumpkin spice-flavored product. Pringles came out with pumpkin spice chips, and apparently the reveiws varied between surprisingly okay and horribly revolting.
Pumpkin Pie Vodka
Pumpkin Pie Vodka
Pinnacle's attempt at cashing in on the autumn's biggest trend doesn't look appetizing at all. In their defense however, the twenty-something females that love pumpkin spice lattes also need something to drink on their weekend nights, and once they see this it'll totally be their first choice.
Pumpkin Spice Soymilk
Pumpkin Spice Soymilk
Silk decided that people might like a pumpkin spice version of their milk. And while this might be a good thing to add to your coffee, we just hate imagining someone pouring it into a glass and drinking it straight.
Pumpkin Spice Soap
Pumpkin Spice Soap
Well, you can't taste the flavor, but you can still know that you're rubbing some pumpkin spice bar soap all over your body. A must-have for the most pumpkin spice-obsessed.
Pumpkin Spice Marshmallows
Pumpkin Spice Marshmallows
Maybe these would be good in a cup of hot chocolate, but if you're just snacking on them alone, it seems like a sweetness overload.
Pumpkin Spice Whey Protein
Pumpkin Spice Whey Protein
Pumpkin spice isn't girly anymore. If you want to get festive with your whey blend, then look no further than this pumpkin spice blend to really pump you up.
Pumpkin Spice Dog Treats
Pumpkin Spice Dog Treats
Who said that only humans love pumpkin spice? Let your dog get into the autumnal spirit, too!
Pumpkin Spice Four Loko
Pumpkin Spice Four Loko
Most people (of legal age, of course) who have tried a Four Loko vowed to never again drink a Four Loko. If you didn't think pumpkin flavored vodka was that bad, what about pumpkin spice Four Loko? Nope, not happening.
Pumpkin Spice Costume
Pumpkin Spice Costume
Show off your pumpkin spice love by dressing as it for Halloween! She's the sixth forgotten Spice Girl.
Pumpkin Spice Gum
Pumpkin Spice Gum
Forget about minty fresh breath. With this new fall flavored gum, you can smell like pumpkin spice all day long.
Pumpkin Spice Phone Case
Pumpkin Spice Phone Case
This item is a must-have for anyone who suffers from PSL obsession. Let everyone know how much you truly love your Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte by broadcasting it on your phone case.
Pumpkin Spice Hummus
Pumpkin Spice Hummus
Hummus is a great snack that comes in so many different flavors, but this might be a little out of control: pumpkin spice hummus. Do you dip vegetables in it? I'm going to pass.

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