Think you're having a rough day? We guarantee these doctors and patients are enduring worse!
You may be asking yourself, "How does one get a pair of scissors stuck in his throat?" Well, turns out this individual accidentally swallowed the pair when a friend told a joke and they laughed. So why were scissors so close to this persons mouth? They were being used as a toothpick. And the Darwin award goes to...
Yep, you read that right. Rather than stick with a more traditional "toy," this man decided to shove a live shell inside himself. We imagine the operating room was like a scene out of The Hurt Locker.
This San Salvador inmate went to the extreme to sneak a cell phone into prison. Doesn't look like his plan worked out too well.
Doctor's were baffled after this 18-month-old was repeatedly excreting nails from her stomach on a daily basis. It wasn't until police found a packet of more than 20 nails on the girls bed that they were able to put two and two together. Child services, anyone?
Apparently this young woman was startled while eating ice cream and swallowed the 14 cm. spoon whole. How does one accidentally swallow an entire spoon, though?
Bored and horny? Regardless of the reason, this man had to walk (crawl?) into the E.R. and explain how exactly he shoved an entire beer bottle up into his behind.
What this man thought would be a romantic gesture actually ended up being a trip to the E.R. A guy thought it would be a good idea to propose to his girlfriend by putting the ring in her milkshake. Really? Her milkshake?
We're not sure who was more shocked after seeing this X-ray: the patient who thought he just had a toothache, or the dentist who was wondering how this man was still alive.
This distraught female swallowed over 20 cobblestones after she got upset with her boyfriend. We don't want to know what she'll do if they break up.
How?! Why?! We're at a loss for words for this one, as we also imagine surgeons were, once they had to carefully remove a gun from this man's body.
Pat Skinner of Australia returned to the hospital 18 months after surgery, complaining of stomach pains. We're hoping the surgeon who lost these scissors in the body also lost their job.
Once this moron realized that a bottle that goes in is hard to get out, he decided to get pretty innovative. Turns out his make-shift "beer bottle extractor" then got stuck as well. The doctors probably had a field day with this guy.
A Chinese woman was having trouble clearing her throat, so she did what any sensible person would do in this situation: force a 30-cm spatula down her esophagus.
Ok, for real, THIS man wins the Darwin award because after this idiotic stunt, we doubt he'll ever be able to have kids.
A woman had a little too much fun with her toy, she decided to get creative and use tongs to extract the foreign body. Unluckily for her, the tongs got stuck too.
A Hungarian man somehow amassed a 7-inch kidney stone inside his body. Doctors luckily were able to remove the massive stone, which apparently looked like a large deformed ostrich egg upon removal.