The Elf on the Shelf: A Christmas Tradition is a Christmas tale involving a special elf whose sole task is to help Santa manage the naughty and nice list. Legend has it that every night until Christmas, this elf has hilarious adventures with his adoptive family before perching somewhere else in the house to watch the human children find the funny aftermath. Many adults get quite the kick out of coming up with new scenarios for their elf and delighting their kids with his antics!

But that's just the nice version. We all know that it's more fun to twist things around. Like, really, really twist things around. And that's exactly what some adults are doing with their own Elf on the Shelf. Click through to see some of the compromising positions they've put their elf in -- ones that DEFINITELY would make Santa's naughty list. Remember: Naughty Elf's adventures are for adults' eyes only!

Naughty Elf's Pimp Game Is So Strong, Even Barbara Bush Can't Refuse.
Naughty Elf's Pimp Game Is So Strong, Even Barbara Bush Can't Refuse.
Naughty Elf Is Fully Aware That A Dollah Will Make Her Hollah.
Naughty Elf Is Fully Aware That A Dollah Will Make Her Hollah.
Well, We Weren't Kidding When We Said He Was Naughty...
Well, We Weren't Kidding When We Said He Was Naughty...
Naughty Elf Moonlights As An
Naughty Elf Moonlights As An "Entertainer."
Naughty Elf Knows That If You're Gonna Binge Drink With Barbie, Use The Cheap Stuff.
Naughty Elf Knows That If You're Gonna Binge Drink With Barbie, Use The Cheap Stuff.
Aaaaaaaand The Aftermath of Binge Drinking With Barbie.
Aaaaaaaand The Aftermath of Binge Drinking With Barbie.
He's Got Somethin' Real Important To Give You.
He's Got Somethin' Real Important To Give You.
He Parties Hard, But Naughty Elf Can Handle His Liquor. Kind Of.
He Parties Hard, But Naughty Elf Can Handle His Liquor. Kind Of.
After A Night Of Being Naughty, Naughty Elf Likes To Unwind By, Uh, Being Naughty.
After A Night Of Being Naughty, Naughty Elf Likes To Unwind By, Uh, Being Naughty.
It's Pretty Clear That Naughty Elf's Favorite Movie Is
It's Pretty Clear That Naughty Elf's Favorite Movie Is "Pulp Fiction."
Of Course Naughty Elf Has This Prank In His Arsenal!
Of Course Naughty Elf Has This Prank In His Arsenal!
At Least He's Using The Toilet.
At Least He's Using The Toilet.
Look On The Bright Side: You've Got A Pretty Original Hairstyle.
Look On The Bright Side: You've Got A Pretty Original Hairstyle.
A Sword AND A Gun? Was That Really Necessary, Naughty Elf?
A Sword AND A Gun? Was That Really Necessary, Naughty Elf?
Apparently Darth Vader Got Tired Of Naughty Elf's Antics.
Apparently Darth Vader Got Tired Of Naughty Elf's Antics.
The Drugs, Alcohol And Strippers Don't Pay For Themselves, Do They?
The Drugs, Alcohol And Strippers Don't Pay For Themselves, Do They?
Vader Wasn't The Only One Fed Up With Naughty Elf's Behavior.
Vader Wasn't The Only One Fed Up With Naughty Elf's Behavior.
Either He's Really Good At Strip Poker Or Really Good At Cheating.
Either He's Really Good At Strip Poker Or Really Good At Cheating.
No Prince Or Princess Is Safe From Naughty Elf!
No Prince Or Princess Is Safe From Naughty Elf!
Add Kidnapping To The Long List Of Crimes On Naughty Elf's Diabolical Spree.
Add Kidnapping To The Long List Of Crimes On Naughty Elf's Diabolical Spree.

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