Don't say we didn't warn you...

Best Cock


Best Cock

The world you're looking for is "cook," Jimmy. The "cock" hat is nice, though. 

Smelly Situation
Smelly Situation

Doesn't this kid's parents know who smelt it dealt it? Probably not -- they're mean!

It's not easy


It's not easy

In fact, it takes balls. 

You know it's real...


You know it's real...

When they love you more than cow.

Imposter Moms Watch Out!


Imposter Moms Watch Out!

We heard this little girl has a mean right hook. 

Our Little Shakespeare


Our Little Shakespeare

You should start hiding the snacks from dad. 

Thanks Mom!


Thanks Mom!

We'd like to take a moment to thank all the moms of the world for making sure we don't die of starvation. Thanks mom!

I still love you!


I still love you!

I just happen to hate you right now. 

Quite the Ultimatum


Quite the Ultimatum

This little tyke will always have the upper hand in future relationships. 

Love you Mom!


Love you Mom!

Only sometimes though. 

Not that hungry


Not that hungry

Looks like this little guy is too full of sadness to eat. 

Broken Hearts and Buckets of Tears


Broken Hearts and Buckets of Tears

This haircut is no joke. 


"This Tost Horable"

She may not know how to spell, but actions speak louder than words. And this juice must be pretty "horable" to warrant a sticky note. 

Who Doesn't?


Who Doesn't?

Something tells us this little tyke is quite the handful if mommy drinks wine at the dinner table alone. 

Not Today


Not Today

Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed!

9:30 PM Sharp!


9:30 PM Sharp!

Emily is not messing around! 

SpongeBob


SpongeBob

We're not sure how much "too much SpongeBob" is, but at least Hannah felt bad enough to throw in a quarter for her troubles. 

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